i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
