so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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