break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
All the doctor said was why
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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