i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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