At least make sure they are 18
Why
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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