What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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