"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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