What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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