So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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