He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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