My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
