this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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