do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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