He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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