We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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