I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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