yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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