Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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