Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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