Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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