He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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