With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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