If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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