I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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