Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She's the barista slut.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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