doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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