hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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