I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
