one two three fourrrrnication!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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