Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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