theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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