Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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