the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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