hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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