i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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