Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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