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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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