Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My ATM looks so different sober.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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