but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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