so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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