Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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