I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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