3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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