I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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