idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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