and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
