After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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