You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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