normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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