i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry about my life...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
