That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
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